Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Household chores - too easy!

HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE





1. Open a new file on your computer
2. Name it "Housework"
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin
4. Empty the Recycle Bin
5. Your computer will ask you, "Are you SURE you want to delete Housework permanently?"
6. Calmly answer "Yes", and press mouse button firmly......
7. Feel better?

Works for me!


7 comments:

Stuart said...

You wouldn't believe it but it works for me too! Magic!

Val said...

Thats a very neat solution. But mine was to use some of my wages to pay someone to do it. Your way is cheaper!

Val said...

Yes, but you do probably have the better results, Val. And di you get to have beer and popcorn while your house was being cleaned?

Stu, I love the profile "photo"!

Lee-ann said...

Val that is such a hoot! even hubby was impressed.

For the record I cannot even spell the word house.......work! let alone know what it means.

have a great evening my friend.

Kerri said...

Now that's my kind of solution to housework!
My husband would like to hire a cute little maid with a short black uniform and white apron.

I think not! :)

And on that note, I should go and do the vacuuming!

Val said...

Lee-ann, you're onto something there with the spelling of hou..w.rk - it should have asterisks in it like they do with "bad words", e.g. hou**w*rk.

Kerri, I hope you remembered to don your short black uniform before doing the vacuuming!

Abandoned in Pasadena said...

Ho**e W*rk...has always been a bad word at our house.
BTW...loved the wise words of the cartoon.